When chickens finally have their uprising, we’re in for a world of hurt. They outnumber us 2.5 to 1. Hurry, prevent the oncoming “chickageddon” by getting over to KFC, El Pollo Loco, Rosco’s Chicken and Waffles or whatever other chicken joint is closest to your current location!

Actually. I think it’s too late. Late night children’s educational show Aqua Teen Hunger Force predicted this same disaster (as you can see in the photo), but they got one thing wrong. They said it would be a turkey apocalypse of semi-robotic turkeys known as “turkatrons”, but clearly, there’s not enough turkeys in the World to make that happen. Know more.