Your brain probably can’t handle the never-ending plethora of mind-blowing knownsense that comes with an unknownlist account. Honestly, we thought you’d be a bitch ass pussy and close this tab by now. Still here? Ugh… Register to curate your personal unknownlist, receive emails of the month’s best posts, and evolve to the next stage of intelligence… I guess.
What species are unknownlist writers?
It depends on the planet.
How can I apply to be an unknownlist writer?
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Yes and no. It really depends on the planet.
Where is your office located?
Is it true that you abduct scientists to brainwash them into being your writers/bloggers?
If I have a complaint, how can I submit it?
On Earth, there’s usually a device in every household that acts as our comments/suggestion box. Most of your species call it the “trash can”. Stick your complains and suggestions in there, and we’ll review them shortly.
Or try shooting an email to email@example.com.
What is the unknownlist?
Everything you don’t know about stuff you only wished you could know and insights that you don’t know about stuff that you kinda do know that other people don’t really know. It’s also about stuff that you don’t know that you don’t know you don’t know. You know?
Who are you?
Me or You? I’m not sure who you’re talking about. Please, rephrase the question, and stick it in our comments/suggestion box.
When was unknownlist founded?
It depends on the planet. We all perceive the progression of time differently in different parts of the universe.
What’s the meaning of life?
Can unknownlist get me laid?
Usually, the answer would be yes, but considering it’s you… probably not. However, unknownlist helps (to keep you entertained when you’re not getting laid).