There’s nothing like a good pregnancy scare to rub your nipples the wrong way (in the wrong place and time, at least). The only thing better is a prank scare, and now, technological advances in dumbassery have never made it easier to assault your unsuspecting significant other with a fake pregnancy scare. Introducing… the pregnancy test that’s always positive!

In 2014, you don’t even have to get pregnant to scare your man. Just drive down to your local prank story (or visit Amazon.com) for the prank of a lifetime. Know more.