Don’t call it a trick. Forget about those surfing collies and skateboarding bulldogs. It’s been done before. What you are about to witness pisses all of that away. Dogs can do a walking handstand while simultaneously peeing for an entire minute, and there’s plenty of video to prove it.

I don’t know what’s more impressive: the length of time a pup can hold a handstand or the sheer amount of piss that can come out of a tiny lap dog. What’s for certain is somewhere in the world, at this very moment, there is an acrobatic dog tagging its hood with an upside down golden shower.

And somewhere else in the World, R. Kelly just learned a new trick. Know more.