There is too much censorship in this country. People are instructed to subdue their sexual urges and be secretive about their sex lives. In the words of Jimi Hendrix, “I’m going to let my free flag fly.” If you are a sexual, animalistic, gotta-have-it person, then PornConfetti is the product for you.

This is every horndog’s dream! Instead of storing porn sites on your private browsing history or hiding magazines, you can now keep tiny porn images in a can. These images, which have been engineered in a German facility, are scientifically proven to provide a healthy dose of nakedness to your day.

PornConfetti comes with images of bodacious German porn, beer, bratwurst, and Rammstein. All of these will start a party. Like Rihanna, “Throw it up throw it up,” in a club or at a house party. It will definitely sexualize the mood. Know more.