I finally understand what adults mean when they tell kids: don’t do drugs, get high on life. Clearly, it was the push we all needed to lay off the pot and just masturbate more.

Scientists have long been interested in what happens to the brain during sex. A recent study showed that the human brain while having an orgasm looks like the human brain on heroin with a 95% match. This means whether its an orgasm or the needle, our pleasure centers get activated and our ability to reason and control shut down.

Maybe this study will help approve the social program I’ve had my eye on that helps heroin addicts get clean by pairing them with hookers. Pilot studies are still pending… Know more.