Lying to your SO is a clue that y’all may need to have a chat. Lying to your SO about being kidnapped, so you can stay out and party, is a clue that you may be going through a breakup very soon.

A UK man did just that. He convinced his girlfriend he had been kidnapped. The cops got involved, did some rudimentary detective work, and found the soon to be ex. Not tied to a chair. In a party house in Manchester.

Detective Inspector Clawson, who worked the case, said “This is without a doubt one of the most foolish and irresponsible incidents I have been involved in.”

The worst part? He ransomed himself for fifty British pounds. In US dollars, it adds up to almost eighty three bucks. Talk about low self worth. Know more.