Russia — home to various cold soups, mail order brides and giant furry hats is now experimenting with lizard orgies in space.

To be clear this isn’t a human/lizard orgy, but a satellite filled with geckos orbiting earth and totally fucking each others brains out. Come on, like there’s anything better to do in space?

Russia lost contact with their amphibian bang bus on July 19th – probably because they’re too busy fuckin’ to pick up a phone. Know more.