When I first learned that conjoined twins was a thing, I knew biology was one crazy mofo. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, here’s comes this whopper of a diddy. Yes, this isn’t a prank or a fake story. This is 100% bonafide truth. Allow me to introduce you to Lina Medina, the youngest recorded female in history to give birth.

Lina Medina, an 80 year old Peruvian woman living in Lima (say that 5 times fast), struggled with precocious puberty, developing mature sex organs long before her time. At 7 months pregnant, Medina was believed to have an abdominal tumor, but later gave birth to a healthy 7 lb. boy instead. All at the ripe ol’ age of five…

Setting aside the most tragic aspect of this story, being obvious child abuse, let’s discuss some of the other tragic aspects of this story. Medina was said to have started her period at 8 months old. Imagine never knowing a life without periods and babies. Garçon? Check, please. Know more.