Welp, looks like Hitler lives on in the household item most qualified to preserve his…uh…legacy. I can only imagine future museum tours displaying Hitler memorabilia, during which the tour guide discusses prized Nazi possessions with a tasteful British accent. However, in real life, the museum is an auto shop, the tour guide is from New Jersey, and the prized possession is a toilet…

Apparently, Hitler’s white throne (which is still in working order) is getting the punishment he always deserved: being pissed and shat on by a slew of dirty mechanics. Greg Kohfeldt, the current owner of both the auto shop and Hitler’s can, reports that the porcelain was found by the previous shop owner and belonged to Hitler’s ginormous yacht. Even weirder is the fact that numerous other items from Hitler’s “White Swan” (as he called his yacht) have washed up into the hands of various NJers.

I must say, though, what better place for some of Hitler’s items to be than New Jersey, land of America’s trashiest people? As we beheld the raging stupidity of MTV’s Jersey Shore, some of us laughed, some of us cried, but all of us adopted an automatic cringing at the mention of the guido capital. Now, New Jersey’s cherry on top is Hitler’s crap-stained porcelain. Sounds about right… Know more.