Finally shedding some light on Germany’s obsession with sausage, we have this little tidbit of information. Almost three thousand dissatisfied men in Germany were stuffing metaphorical manhood down their throats last year to fill the void left between their legs before doing something about it.

Last year a little over 15 thousand eager souls around the world received penis enlargement surgeries, with almost 20% of those little buggers coming from the great nation of beers and brats. This follows the statistic that Germany is also one of the top five capitals in the world for plastic surgery in general.

Suddenly, all of Germany’s contributions and creations make so much sense: big sausage, flashy cars, building BIG Berlin walls, and even attempting to take over the world… I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but can you say, “com-pen-sa-tion?” Know more.