A Scottish lass has had a dildo lodged in her vagina for 10 years apparently. She’s been suffering from incontinence (which is gross), shaking (what kind?) and severe weight loss (we could all stand to lose a few…).

The super bad part was that it was starting to cause bladder blockage and was forcing pee back up towards her kidneys which sounds about as bad and gross as you imagine.

She thinks it may be a sex toy that she had inserted 10 YEARS PRIOR during a sexual encounter, and only realized it… now.

Smuggler of the year award, though… Know more.