Bradley Hardison is a real winner, in every sense of the word. He dominated a donut eating contest. In a feat that would make Homer Simpson “D’oh! Nuts!”, Mr. Hardison managed to eat eight donuts in two minutes.

Oh, and he was wanted in connection to several break ins. And that contest was was hosted by the police. As an anti-crime event. Mr. Hardison was either very hungry or very stupid.

On Tuesday, the cops recognized him-at the event.

On Wednesday, he was brought in for questioning.

By Friday, he was sitting in a jail cell.

No word on the status of his legacy, regarding beating the cops at a dang donut eating contest. It’s both impressive and facepalm worthy at the same time. Know more.