When given the option of living in North Carolina, or being thrown in jail, I’m choosing jail. And this homeless man and I had that same realization, when the man decided to hold up a bank for one dollar. He waited inside the bank for the cop to show up too and didn’t even try to escape. And that’s where this homeless man and I move down different paths.

Do you know how much things you can buy with one whole dollar in North Carolina? I’m pretty sure instead of waiting inside the bank like a sitting duck, I’d be riding down the Mississippi River in my brand new jet ski. It’s just a complete loss of lesson here for this homeless vandal. Sure, now he gets three meals a day, and an hour of fun jailhouse activities a week, but man, sort of a loss of action if you ask me. Know more.