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Britney Spears’s music is used to fight off Somali pirates.
Knownsense posted by Alexander de Large on
The bitch of all toxic bitches has had her music used to subdue Somali pirates, but it’s not her nasally computer-modified voice that has them stunned. She’s one of many artists including Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Barney the Dinosaur, and Bruce Springsteen whose music comes off as particularly “American” and thus annoying to these mateys. What if we played the soundtrack to Pirates of the Caribbean? Would we open up a spacetime paradox? Know more.