A 56 year old man underwent what he thought was a routine ADULT circumcision at Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, AL, but instead woke up completely dickless.

Which begs the following important questions:

Why wasn’t he circumcised as a baby?
Who’s the unlucky lady who’s had to deal with that uncircumcised elephant trunk all these years?

He’s obviously suing the hospital, but I say, sue your parents instead! They’re the ones that put you through 56 agonizing years of unnecessary foreskin. Know More.