It’s the middle of March and there you are at the pubs, guzzling down your Guinness, decked out in green, and pulling out your best Irish accent (which happens to be terrible) when someone comes along and tells you that St. Patrick wasn’t Irish. Now hold on man! Just wait a second. Don’t throw your pint in your friend’s face, because it’s true! St. Paddy was actually British and kidnapped to the land of shamrocks and leprechauns. I know what you’re thinking: Your luck of the Irish is founded on lies! It doesn’t matter, though. Tell some hottie that St. Patrick may not be Irish, but you can sure as hell take his place for the day. Bam! Make out session. Know more.