Sofia Vergara makes $175,000 per episode of Modern Family, and $6 million in other endorsements from June 2012 to June 2013. This Latina is building an empire (sorry Shakira), which is crazy considering we can’t understand her half the time.

A little tip for all those aspiring actresses out there: If you want to be successful, the language to speak is “tits” in the dialect of “ass”. Know more.