Almost one out of eight American women will send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day. This is not acceptable, men. Next time the day of love and teeth-fortifying goodness comes around, get up off your lazy ass, buy a bouquet of flowers and mail them off to the first random chick you find online. When she gets the delivery before placing an order for herself, you will literally be the most amazing fucking person on the planet. You’ll go on a date, and then all you have to do is wait 1.52 days to get back to her. This strategy is flawless. YOU’RE WELCOME.  Know more.