You know how North Korea is always talking shit to other countries about all the damage they’re going to do “ONE DAY”? Do you ever get scared they might actually do something? Well don’t. They use a fucking fax machine to send their threats. Specifically they sent South Korea a fax that literally said to expect a merciless attack without warning (you know, except for the modem sound that buzzes before the fax machine starts up). This is like the text message break up of international relations. No, scratch that. They can’t even be compared to text messages. This is the smoke sign breakup of international relations. Seriously though, bros. Do you even lift? Know more.